26 5 / 2012
I want a bucket full of ducklings ;3;
That would be a great complement, right?
“YOU, MADAME, ARE A BUCKET OF DUCKLINGS.”
(Source: wuxifrisbee, via kaylaetcetera)
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26 5 / 2012
- Yo: In the criminal justice system--
- Yo: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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26 5 / 2012
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26 5 / 2012
Google MapsGL - The shadows cast by the buildings are relative to the current position of the sun.
/via Chaotic
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25 5 / 2012
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
Remember the fifth of November?
(Source: sweatymannipples1993)
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25 5 / 2012
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
(via thenorcalnative)
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